Flame on! or Off switch not included

This entry has been edited from the original MySpace bulletin

Seriously, guys, the chain mail spam that’s whoring all the space in my inbox is really fucking getting to me. So are the random flames. and the in-your-face attitude I seem to be getting from everyone and their bloody dog. The odd flaming irl or online I can take*, but this is just getting stupid.

To start, your chainmail: I like to think of it as hate mail, personally, but that’s just me. Maybe I’m just sensitive or whatever? It doesn’t really matter… According to you I’m a ‘fuck-up’ or however you choose to paraphrase it anyway.

Just to take a stab at that select few who make my inbox like the basement of hell on most days: NOBODY WANTS TO REPOST YOU’RE FREQUENTLY COLOUR-CODED AND — MORE OFTEN THAN NOT — HOLLOWLY-THREATENING TEENYBOPPER BULLSHIT APART FROM PEOPLE WHO ARE LIKE YOURSELF. That is to say, mainstream-culture molded, uptight… well… wankers. I’m sure you wouldn’t think twice about accusing me of being ‘gay’** or a ‘pedophile’*** before ‘coming out’ that you’re jumping on the bandwagon that is bisexualism.

Generally all it does is make people who are single look like shit. It’s a new level of low: emotional warfare, or, to coin a term at random, amorahostilism

You know who I mean if you’re reading this. We’ve had words before.

Harsh, harsh words.

I don’t need your analysation of my relationship status every. fucking. day. I see your game and I refuse to play it. What your purpose of doing so is, I have no idea.
I’m not going to ‘repost this as ..’ because I’m single / in a relationship / like someone but they don’t like you back.

I know, technically, it’s not an invasion of privacy, as I don’t actually have to reply, but still — you know I’m not interested, so why do you keep the bullshit coming? I’m not going to sink down to your level and give into your labelled conformist crock.

enjoy your Ring-influenced sheep culture on that matter
for those who refuse to reply to chain mail, I salute you.

If you took the time to read this through, but you’d rather be doing something else, then thanks for taking the time.

Do’svedanya, reader(s)
The Mighty Zeppellin

PS: oh, and yes: I’m back. I wouldn’t exactly say ‘better than ever’, but it’s close enough. Stay tuned

PPS: also, entry with the most footnotes to date!

* – [with a pinch of salt knowing that they're just petty jabs]
** – I find the use of the word ‘gay’ in derogatory ways offensive, personally. While I do not find the concept of being accused of being ‘gay’ offensive to me, personally, I find it misunderstanding to those who are.
*** – At this I can only say: “what the fuck were you thinking?” Congratulations, you’ve labelled me a pedophile and I’m a fourteen year-old virgin.