ARTY MCARTART and whatnots

Soo.. I have been bored and decided to make some animooted gifs for me and my comrades, names are self-explanatory, no need to thank me, etc etc

Mandatory Self-Gif

Want one? Ask! ffs.

Next:

I hate corporations, hence why I am working on a sekrit pr0j3kt designed to destroy them from the inside out, more info to come.

On ‘Vitaly’ and tech shix

/me blows dust off the journal

Wow, it’s sure been a while since I’ve posted here, or anywhere for that matter. How are you, ladies and gentlemen.
Not much art coming this way, ehwhat?

…anyway…

To explain the title:
Ayman just gave me his old laptop: [Soviet insignia on the hood included] an LG… something. To be honest, I didn’t bother to check. I’m cool with it, either way. It’s a laptop with 512MB of DDR RAM and pretty powerful CPU and GPUs.
It only made sense to christen it the Commietop 5000

…though as soon as I got to work with it, my plans to wirelessly control a range of computers across the world and make them do my bidding… ran headlong into a brick wall.
To put it simply, [there's no other way to put it. The poor thing's on life support as me and Ayman don't know what the hell's wrong with it] it craps out alot
Apparently I installed Ubuntu 8 successfully the other night, complete with ‘Your system is now installed. Please restart your computer’ prompt.

[NOTE: I'm not running my OS off an inbuilt hard-drive, but a 6GB Apple iPod via. USB]

I did so.
Whilst it was closing down to reboot, it suddenly shut off!
I turn it back on and it loads the Ubuntu menu prompt, as it does when you leave the disc in.
I take the disc out and restart:

<No operating system detected>

Okay. Could just be a malfunction.
I unplug the iPod from the USB, shut the laptop off and try it again.

<No operating system detected>

I shut the laptop off once more and leave it. It’s getting late and I’m tired. So I try the next night:

<Loading GRUB>
<GRUB loaded>
<Error 15>

…
So I try again. Same thing.
I try to install it on the iPod again after checking the install disc for defects
No defects on the install disc. What’s going on here?
It tells me the iPod has partitioned itself into two parts
I try to manual install to the iPod and it starts
After about an hour of patiently waiting for the laptop to stop burning a hole through my bedsheets:

<Installing system: 72%>
** system suddenly shuts off **

I have no idea if that much detail was needed for the solution to my problem to be found, but nevertheless.
It’s been a while since I’ve dabbled in computer hardware [laptops not included] and I really don’t want to fork over £9,000 to get it fixed.
For anyone willing to offer free advice, here’s a rundown:

• Laptop has no battery
• Runs off mains charger
• Laptop has no internal hard-disk
• Apple iPod 6GB substitutes hard-disk
• It dies randomly

So there we have it. A rundown of ‘Vitaly’, the newest machine in my aptly-named collection of computers.
One day I really must introduce it to ‘Hiro’ and ‘Case’.

Anyway, good day!
For those who still have summer left, enjoy it
For those who are coming to the Mother of All LAN Parties, I’ll see you at my place near enough 1900hrs tomorrow. You know who you are!

Oh, and thanks Ayman! 

/me grins

Keep on rocking you ridiculous bastard!

~Peace!

 

 

Oh, and yes. I did delete everything on my DeviantArt on a whim. Oh well

Another Guest Post to Keep the Blood Flowing

So, having just awaken, I decide to stalk Mr. W.  And see that he hasn’t updated this blog in ages, hence where I come in.  and, I guess all I am in the mood to do is rant.

and it’ll be in easy-browse-through format

1) Ignorant Internet-Tough-Guys This is directed at you.  Why?  You are not tough, you cannot beat someone up over the internet, and by picking out a fight over the tubes, you are, in effect, making yourself seem both horribly idiotic, and look like a douche.  I swear, there needs to be a new medical disease called “Looklikeadouche Syndrome” because, believe me, a lot of people have it.  Why not take your empty threats, and write them into an angst filed blog post, or.. ya know.. kill yourself, to prevent you disease from spreading to your kids.

2) Massive Corporations Congrats on the whole, being rich thing.  But, aside from that, shut the hell up!  We do not need your fucking ads on everything, especially if it’s for shit we DO NOT NEED.  I fucking swear if I have to watch 3 commericals in a row, all about god-damn shampoo, from three different companies, that all do the same damn thing, and all claim to be “THE BEST”, I will end up giving GW a banana and tell him to nuke ourselves, because we are just to goddamn retarded.  Which brings me to my next rant.

3) Materialists Hey, you fuckers out there that buy everything you want, have OVER 9000 cars, lots of hot women and a 9e9 story house?  You are fucking retarded. You sit in your damn house, wondering what to buy next, where you could be funding cures for AIDs, and maybe potentially, having your name written all over the cure, wouldn’t that make your e-penis quite large?  Stop buying shit, seriously, if you stop buying and give to charity all your money that you don’t need, it would, in effect, stabilize the economy, all why helping the poor guys.

4) Music Fascists We know you like pop music, we see you with your trendy womans jeans and scene-girl hair, even though you are a 47 year old man.  But, god forbid we like music you don’t!!  “That band totally sucks” You spout constantly about every band that I could possibly like, in your little-girl-lisp.  Hey! Fuck you!  Just because I am not a narrow-minded douche who adheres to one form of music, does not mean that I cannot grasp the fact of what music is, or is not, good.  What is good to me may not be good to you, so stuff it in your fucking loose ass.

and Finally:

5) Niggers* Hey buddy, we know how gangster you are, how bad ass you and your nine are and how you will get more pussy and more money than we ever will our whole goddamn lives, but, when I am shopping and walking down the isle, and you take it upon yourself to impede every step I take by leaving your cart with your 25 kids running around and your big-ass in the middle of the isle, I get pissed.  Then you get all offended that I have an attitude with you?  and I am racist now because I am white, and you had to deal with slavery shit and BLAH BLAH BLAH!  Hey, wake the fuck up, slavery happened way before you, or even your grandfather, was born, so shove that lame-as-fuck excuse, and come up with a new one.  Yes, there are indeed racists, but, not every white-devil is racist.  Also, if you try to ask me something, and it’s in your useless “Gangster-Speak” or whatever it’s called, where you slur your words, speak in 1 syllables, and generally destroy the English Language, do not get offended when I chose to ignore you.

* The term Niggers is meant for the ignorant black people, I know there are good black people out there whom these guys are destroying the reputation of, by having the biggest mouth and the biggest attitude, I do not use the term Nigger for all black people and find it when it is used in that form to be racists, which I am not!

Thanks for reading my hatred on paper, tune in whenever the fuck I feel like it, for my next SAGE!