Dirt

You might aswell ask ‘OMG U COCK WI U MAEK THIS SHT’ in your barely comprehensible fucktard language.

Seriously, guys…

My name is Jack Watkins
I am a student and professional ‘an hero’ by day; reclusive cybervigilanté by night
Over the years, I’ve had many an alias thrown my way by my subconscious, friends, and subconscious friends*: Zaff, zephyr32, zer0one1, Zeppellin..
To be honest, I can’t think of an alias I’ve had [in the past four years] at this moment in time that hasn’t started or contained a ‘Z’. I guess I’ll update this when I either figure one out, or get so tired of figuring one out that I’ll add an alias to the list that doesn’t contain a Z, that I didn’t actually adopt. I apologize in advance if any of my hatemail gets directed towards some poor sap who’s name I stole. If I do so, I’ll try to warn you beforehand.

That’s about all there is to know about me…

Oh, and I’m a sap for science-fiction romance novels [or those containing some romance, anyway]. Go figure.
They’re few and far between, but y’know…

* – That was a psychology-related joke if you didn’t already guess