Rants & Revolutions Issue 0×000002

Well guys, it’s that time of.. whatever.. again, ANOTHER MOTHER FUCKING RANTS AND REVOLUTIONS!

Anywho, shall we?

Grammar Nazi-ism in an arguement

This is one of my all time worst [Best?] pet peeves.. When I am in an arguement with someone, and I _know_ that I have won, but, I forgot to capitalize and punctuate my sentences correctly, what does the person I am arguing with do? Goes through my post fixing all my grammar errors, like it makes them better than me!

Okay, listen up, correcting grammatical errors is not going to let you win the argument, it just makes you look like a douche bag, not everyone has the time to fix EVERY. DAMN. TYPO. in their posts, especially if it’s half a page long pertaining to whale’s and how the have sex. Instead of trying to make me look like a ‘tard, which you fail at doing, why not come up with a counter-argument to my post. Or at least a worth-while insult?

Kids these days

I fucking hate kids these days. They are whiny little brats, who turn emo when they can’t go to a party or miss a concert, saying it’s the most horrible shit in the world to ever happen to someone.

Firstly, to the kids, Shut the fuck up, you don’t know horrible, and you never will, with your cushy lifestyle of always-getting-everything-that-you-want-or-you-will-kill-yourself. Today, thousands of kids are starving in other countries, wars are being fought, and some people have never even seen the internet *gasp*.

And, if you are having real-life troubles, don’t bring them onto the internet, for, I can smell a bitch from twenty IP addresses away, I will track you’re whiny blog post down and I will eviscerate it, and then you.

Now, to the parents, smack those fucking kids, don’t “ground” them or take away something that is obviously meaningless in the big pictures. Beat the shit out of them, just don’t leave bruises. It will teach them respect and how to behave. You don’t see any adults now-a-days going “Woe is me, I lost twenty bucks on craps, I am going to kill myself.” It was because their parents beat them. It made them strong, and when the kids of today grow up, they will further weak our economy/society, with their pathetic whiny bullshit.

Or at least encourage them to kill themselves so that won’t happen?

Religion

Okay, recently the topic of religion has come up in my country, mainly people bitching about Obama being Muslim. Dear fellow Americans, the President of the United States of America does not have to be Christian, does not even have to have a religion, and probably shouldn’t. There is a fucking reason we have separation of church and state, and it’s so bitchy christian conservatives won’t come into our country and force everyone to be a Christian, or condemn other religions for the same fact. Everyone is allowed to worship whatever god they want, and if Obama is a Muslim, then so be it, he can worship him all he wants, as long as he doesn’t force it onto the citizens.

and finally, the Revolutions part: I am putting Previous Projects on a semi-permanent hiatus, and I am working of something a little more clearly thought out, and something more likely to cause monetary gain for people involved. An international crime organization, involved in both digital, and real-life, crimes, ranging from Fraud, Identity Theft, to Selling Drugs, and Robbery. I will post more as it comes into fruitation.

See ya when the sun dies,
Zak

Oi.

A’ight guys, on a tandem here.. Do you hate being told what to do?  Wow! Me too. [Pressuming your answer is yes.]  So, the next time you are doing something, and are too goddamn lazy to do it yourself, and feel like telling someone else to do it.. Think about the rage you are building up inside of them.. Think about it..

[-//End Prelude-]

Cyberpunk isn’t dead, but, it’s dying

“So, you into those shiny machines? Yeah, me too.  I loved “I, Robot”.  It’s so.. futuristic.”

Ever ran into someone like that?  And wanted to throttle them as much as I do?  If yes, you will understand what I am typing.

Kids these days.. and most un-educated adults, feel like the future is a set point in time, that the actions are already laid out for us, and we just have to follow them.

While “I, Robot” is indeed possible, to label it as futurisitc is like saying “Wow, that guy died.. It’s so.. futuristic.”  It’s a possibility, but, for it to happen with 100% certainty in the future, is nihil..

You _could_ say “It’s so.. possibilistic”?  But, then again.. I suppose people are lazy..

Oh, and when the future comes, in whatever form it is laid out for us.. won’t Cyberpunk be offically dead?  Since, it’ll be.. Presentpunk or some-shit?

My answer is “No.”

My long answer is “No, because, it is always possible to build off of current technology, make it better.  And the bounds of the human imagination are only what said human sets them to.”

So, kiddies, learn from this..  Be a brilliant scientist and mold the future to what you see fit, even if it’s robot’s in every household.

[-//End Cyberpunk-]
Thoughts..

How do we know that computers aren’t already sentient?  We just control the mice/keyboard because they haven’t yet figured that out..  They are trying to talk to us, with the only medium they know.. packets.. and since we can’t understand them, we think they can’t think..  They could be plotting our demise right now.. as soon as we give them legs and arms..

[-//Thoughts-]

Society? Pfft.

How many times have you gotten in trouble/picked on for doing things that “society says isn’t normal”?  Who the fuck is society if it doesn’t include me, and everyone else who does these things?  Is it some grand counsel that sits on a throne with large, arial type-face signs that say “Society says: Thou shalt not pick thine nose in public.”  Well, I got news for you, society.  I don’t care.  I am going to break and bend those rules, and encourage others to do the same.  If we aren’t pressing the boundries that enclose us, then we are no better than the sheep in a fence, grazing and sleeping in their own shit..  So, please, pick your nose in public, so those fools that it’s cool.

[-//Society-]

Pros and Cons of Weed Legalization

Okay, a sensitive topic.  Here are some things that each side should think about, and why it might not be such a good idea.

Pros.

1. Not getting arrested for smoking.

That’s a big plus, it cuts down on the stress that law-enforcement have to deal with, and allows them to talk harder drugs.

2. Easier to purchase.

Now you can go down to the “Sheeps-R-Us” and buy a 20-count pack of weedarettes, with the weed of your choice.  How easy!

Cons.

1.  Taxes!

With the sale of weed, comes the ever important sales tax, so, now that dimebag you were buying for $10, is now inflated and altered to $14.99 plus Tax!  Great, now I have to pay more for my bud.  Fuck you, America.

2. Theft.

Not just big stores, but, little people will have an increased risk of getting their bud stolen.  Since, instead of it being a felony for possessing weed, it’ll be just a simple theft charge, maybe a fine and probation for first time offenders.

Conclusion

So, if you are willing to take risks, and spend a little more, I say attempt to get weed legalized.

[-//Weed-]

Any of the shit here is what I think in my head and may not be exactly what you think, if you disagree with or just want to talk about something, and wish to do so in a civil manner, please post a comment.

Until next time,

Au Revoir,
Your Friendly-Neighbourhood Psycho

P.S.: I can’t be fucked to find every typo, if you find one, post a comment, for fucks sake.

ARTY MCARTART and whatnots

Soo.. I have been bored and decided to make some animooted gifs for me and my comrades, names are self-explanatory, no need to thank me, etc etc

Mandatory Self-Gif

Want one? Ask! ffs.

Next:

I hate corporations, hence why I am working on a sekrit pr0j3kt designed to destroy them from the inside out, more info to come.

Another Guest Post to Keep the Blood Flowing

So, having just awaken, I decide to stalk Mr. W.  And see that he hasn’t updated this blog in ages, hence where I come in.  and, I guess all I am in the mood to do is rant.

and it’ll be in easy-browse-through format

1) Ignorant Internet-Tough-Guys This is directed at you.  Why?  You are not tough, you cannot beat someone up over the internet, and by picking out a fight over the tubes, you are, in effect, making yourself seem both horribly idiotic, and look like a douche.  I swear, there needs to be a new medical disease called “Looklikeadouche Syndrome” because, believe me, a lot of people have it.  Why not take your empty threats, and write them into an angst filed blog post, or.. ya know.. kill yourself, to prevent you disease from spreading to your kids.

2) Massive Corporations Congrats on the whole, being rich thing.  But, aside from that, shut the hell up!  We do not need your fucking ads on everything, especially if it’s for shit we DO NOT NEED.  I fucking swear if I have to watch 3 commericals in a row, all about god-damn shampoo, from three different companies, that all do the same damn thing, and all claim to be “THE BEST”, I will end up giving GW a banana and tell him to nuke ourselves, because we are just to goddamn retarded.  Which brings me to my next rant.

3) Materialists Hey, you fuckers out there that buy everything you want, have OVER 9000 cars, lots of hot women and a 9e9 story house?  You are fucking retarded. You sit in your damn house, wondering what to buy next, where you could be funding cures for AIDs, and maybe potentially, having your name written all over the cure, wouldn’t that make your e-penis quite large?  Stop buying shit, seriously, if you stop buying and give to charity all your money that you don’t need, it would, in effect, stabilize the economy, all why helping the poor guys.

4) Music Fascists We know you like pop music, we see you with your trendy womans jeans and scene-girl hair, even though you are a 47 year old man.  But, god forbid we like music you don’t!!  “That band totally sucks” You spout constantly about every band that I could possibly like, in your little-girl-lisp.  Hey! Fuck you!  Just because I am not a narrow-minded douche who adheres to one form of music, does not mean that I cannot grasp the fact of what music is, or is not, good.  What is good to me may not be good to you, so stuff it in your fucking loose ass.

and Finally:

5) Niggers* Hey buddy, we know how gangster you are, how bad ass you and your nine are and how you will get more pussy and more money than we ever will our whole goddamn lives, but, when I am shopping and walking down the isle, and you take it upon yourself to impede every step I take by leaving your cart with your 25 kids running around and your big-ass in the middle of the isle, I get pissed.  Then you get all offended that I have an attitude with you?  and I am racist now because I am white, and you had to deal with slavery shit and BLAH BLAH BLAH!  Hey, wake the fuck up, slavery happened way before you, or even your grandfather, was born, so shove that lame-as-fuck excuse, and come up with a new one.  Yes, there are indeed racists, but, not every white-devil is racist.  Also, if you try to ask me something, and it’s in your useless “Gangster-Speak” or whatever it’s called, where you slur your words, speak in 1 syllables, and generally destroy the English Language, do not get offended when I chose to ignore you.

* The term Niggers is meant for the ignorant black people, I know there are good black people out there whom these guys are destroying the reputation of, by having the biggest mouth and the biggest attitude, I do not use the term Nigger for all black people and find it when it is used in that form to be racists, which I am not!

Thanks for reading my hatred on paper, tune in whenever the fuck I feel like it, for my next SAGE!

Dialing… Connect! #> Login: Zak Password: xxxxxxxxx >Welcome to NIPRNet Agent Zak > zak@Niprnet/%>

So.. </weird title>   Zaff asked me to update his blawg, but, dunno what to write, fucking douche..  So, I guess I’ll write about me, I am his Necessary American friend, an Avid Geek/Gamer/Programmer/Reader/Writer.  Uhh.. I guess I’ll asplode now.. or maybe not, trying to decide whether to play GTA IV with Z<InsertNickNameYouUseHere> or Gmod.. And now.. dongs! 8=========D~~

Filler #1

It seems that Zaff/Zephyr seems to be ignoring this blog, that or he’s just too lazy to update it [I'd go with the second option]

So I, Rakien Roffo, have been given access to his blog so that I may add stupid things like this, awesome right? Well anyways, a favorite game of ours is Ragnarok Online, and an awesome RPG game is EarthBound, if you put them together, what do you get? EarthBound-RO of course, just without the EB stuff… I think…

Well anyways, this is a server I introduced to Z as I wanted to get back into game with Private Servers, and suggested that he should join along, well, he’s enjoying it velly much whilst I’m still trying to get fugging Windows or WINE to work with it, I’ve had more success with WINE that Windows, I just need to fix the lag issues… why is debugging so hard?

Apart from that, I don’t think theres anything else I can say, I’ll leave Zephyr to get on and post about the stuff that happened in his day, and stuff, yeah…

~ Sayonara
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